Monday, March 30, 2009

Wednesday, March 11, 2009


I used to think Mineola was a town on Long Island where "The Drake" (of Seinfeld Fame) lived. What with Gagliano's Italian and all.

But now, I've found that a minneola, pronounced the same (I can only assume) is a wonderful tart fruit which is a cross between a Duncan grapefruit and a Dancy tangerine. And in the spirit of this blog, there will be minneolas.

Friday, March 6, 2009

Never drink and walk

The consequences could be hilarious.

A donation has been made in your name

To the Human Fund.

The Human Fund. "Money for people."

Thursday, March 5, 2009

There will not?

It seems the season of the lovely blood orange is coming towards a close. All good things must come to an end, it seems, but the course of seasons will begin them anew soon. I must always remind myself that no matter what, in the future TWBBO.

Oh, bicycle

I have forgotten how exhilarating it is to ride you through traffic. Even when the snow-melt has formed salt-flavoured freshets across the streets.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

If you're from outstate Minnesota …

Don't pretend like you're from da hood.

Or at least get some coaching:

Monday, March 2, 2009